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We all aspire to perfection, do we not?
But of course there are some who not only are perfect, they were born perfect and for the parents of those children, who might easily be overwhelmed by the responsibility and the consumer choices involved in having such a prodigy, there is help at last.
There is The Perfect Baby Handbook, and a more useful guide to caring for and raising these increasingly familiar creatures does not exist.
Even if you are only suspicious that your progeny might possibly be perfect, this book is a boon, for it provides easy tests and helps guide you towards a better sense of the flawlessness of your child.
And if you have any doubt about it's place in the hierarchy of things, you can find it on this week's New York Magazine Approval Matrix... where it is trending toward the brilliant and not quite in the lofty heights of the highbrow.
So, I am having a little contest.
If you would like a copy of this book, I will be giving away three at scattered moments through the end of the month. Today is the first day to procure one and all you have to do to be the first on your block to own this witty, occasionally even gut-busting, yet practical book is to send me an email. The first person to write to me today gets a copy. All you must do is send a note to me at: indieetiquette (at) yahoo (dot) com with the words "Perfect Baby Handbook Must be Mine" in the subject line and your mailing address in the body of the email.
Unfortunately, winning addresses must be in the United States but beyond that, my email box is open and waiting.
Good luck. Today one of you has something swell coming your way. And keep in mind there will be two more copies in the offing later.
posted by Elise at 4:25 AM
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